Setting: 2 of 3 kids crying.
I peek to check on the third & she looks up and says, "Look, mom. I cut it by myself!" She is slicing the cheese block with her lil tykes kitchen knife in her lil tykes kitchenette wearing her apron.
This is her dipping her popcorn into water before eating it. (Oh. And she is sitting on our kitchen table. She knows she's not supposed to, but apparently the fact that I am seeing this doesn't phase her.)
Some Easter shots.
You can't make this stuff up.