Just a Think

I have a few thinks that I must

share before they become

thunks, and go the way of

all good intentions.

1- Choose your words wisely, for once they are out,

they can never be put back in.

2- Think your thinks wisely, for a

think that has been thunk is your

best ____ (insert friend/enemy).

3- Praise your children often.

4- Praise yourself sometimes, too.

(Please don't forget to thank your spouse)

5- Most people don't honestly intend to hurt you.

6- Know yourself well enough in order to

see through the lies that sometimes

try to creep into your thinks.

7- If you can't live with your thinks,

repeat #2 a few times,

then try #4,

remember #5,

and practice #6 regularly.

8- If all else fails, laugh. If you're struggling

to laugh, come to my house

and we will laugh together.